Friday, June 26, 2009

The internet

Is a wacky thing.
Megacorp executives, being all rich an' shit, do not make their personal information available in the White Pages.

But, if they're laying down $1000 maximum campaign contributions to their favorite de-regulatin', monopoly-favorin' politicos, it becomes public record, and websites like the Huffington Post will give you a map to their home(s).

Would showing up on a division President's doorstep on a Sunday morning with a three-inch stack of email printouts and phone records start enough shit rolling downhill to fix three months of stupid problems and arguing?

Would somebody finally be forced to apologize and admit that they thoroughly and repeatedly fucked up what should have been a very simple business transaction?

Or, in fine Monty Burns fashion, will they simply have their staff turn loose the dogs?

I freakin' hate dogs :(

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